dear kind rachel girl,

i will work on setting up a "real" link. for some reason the link i gave isn't working... i guess i'm not as computer savvy as i thought.

sorry for the sporadic posts, daddy dearest decided to have his favorite little girl join the real world and get a job. yeah, that's right, he cut me off. but don't worry, i'm not bitter at all. in between burger flipping, it's amazing i manage to get any news about the ham cast at all. (if you would like to donate to my cause, just click on the link at the bottom of the post. i assure you once i have enough money from your donations i will be back and better than ever. until then, sporadic posts are all you get.)

as of today, m. and e. ditched l. at the loft with nothing but a bottle of jamaican rum. and they tell l. they aren't enablers. m. headed south to celebrate her "21st" birthday with a small get together, a simple parade through most of tacoma. (m. didn't want anything too big for her birthday this year.) and e. went home to her boyfriend to try and make up the fact that she had put her other boyfriend's picture up on her computer desktop instead of him. good luck!

this past few weeks m. has been prepping for her birthday, arranging for all the gatherings everyone expects her to host. some days are hard when you're a socialite. and they're even harder with at week's worth of hang-overs. e. has been busy getting to know chemistryboy-- perhaps a little too well. and l. has been busy as well working on two commissioned pieces of her art. maybe she won't have to live in e.'s attic after all! but e., m. and l. don't spend all their time apart, they have also been busy working with Cupcake, P.I. on a mysterious ice truck killer and the possibility of a serial killer who's good. if there's anyone who can solve that case, i'd bet my money (if i had any) on the ham cast and detective cupcake.

it's a busy life for the ham, but i'll do my best to report from my end. if you'd like to improve the quality of the information, just follow the link below. after all, if there's any thing that the internet has taught us, it's that there's no such thing as free information.

xoxo.

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m., e. and l. have a new roommate, a. so far, besides the usually move-in disasters of who puts their blow dryer where and calling dibs on cute neighbor guys, everything seems to have settled down. for now, a. is bunking with m. which may cause problems later on since m. has been having a different guy over every night. e.'s been having pool "lessons" with her new guy. and l. has been poetically inspired in her art drawing the "re-genesis of trees" while simultaneously making eyes at artboy and mathboy. but who knows where that will lead. 

earlier this week, the coffee table was mysteriously broken in the night. no word on if it was due to m.'s drunken escapades or the fact that e. had her boyfriend up. both claim it was a coincidence, so only the coffee table knows what really happened.

e.'s boyfriend supposedly isn't talking to her because he "left his phone at his apartment."

t.'s gambling problem is worse than ever, choosing to go to canada and gamble more instead of helping his friends in need. and on top of that, he either has a new girlfriend or has found a new card game.

so life is pretty hectic here on the ham and only gets more as today progresses since e.'s long lost cousin is planning on coming into town.

of course, you only need to come here to stay posted.

xoxo.

m., e., and l. all have their noses stuck in their computers because they got a fancy new-fangled thing called the internet. let's all hope they come up for air. before internet came along, m. busied herself with trying to arrange a date for l. and e. swam in her personal olympic sized pool. l. continues to draw scribbles. sometimes they resemble people. usually not.

also, earlier today, m. was startled by a burglar who stole all her belts and hair supplies who had gotten in through the doggie door. 

the cast of the ham has been enjoying their increasing fame as they attended a fair held just for them where they received lots of free stuff. they were one of the few people in the country to receive kosher water blessed by the greatest rabbi of all time, matisyahu. as well as pizza made by italians. then they totally partied it up with chilibeermac. but mostly things have been pretty lame around the ham because of lame things happening around them so it has been pretty lame.

season 2

season 2 has begun with l.'s arrival to the loft on sunday with her move-in crew hauling all of her stuff behind her. despite excitement l. had to finally have some time alone, e. decided to move in earlier than expected causing l. to have an artist fit where she holed herself up in the book nook grumbling to herself and drawing big circle scribbles over and over for the rest of the night. e. spent the day reacquainting herself with her rubik's cube. m. showed up to the party late after her latest sugar daddy decided to get rid of her sleek black sport car (we can't name brands or we'll be sued..... again) so that she could "actually get a feel for the real world." thanks to that "real world" experience she oh so desperately needed, her lovely new car (if you can call it that) decided that the drive to the city was a bit too much for her to handle and decided to crap out halfway through. thanks to a lovely, finely muscled local boy the car was able to make it here. that's m. for you. always trying to be fashionably late. besides m. being late and the lovely circle scribbles that are littered around the loft, things are off to a grand start.

xoxo.

this is a report to report that there is not anything to report.