sorry for the sporadic posts, daddy dearest decided to have his favorite little girl join the real world and get a job. yeah, that's right, he cut me off. but don't worry, i'm not bitter at all. in between burger flipping, it's amazing i manage to get any news about the ham cast at all. (if you would like to donate to my cause, just click on the link at the bottom of the post. i assure you once i have enough money from your donations i will be back and better than ever. until then, sporadic posts are all you get.)

as of today, m. and e. ditched l. at the loft with nothing but a bottle of jamaican rum. and they tell l. they aren't enablers. m. headed south to celebrate her "21st" birthday with a small get together, a simple parade through most of tacoma. (m. didn't want anything too big for her birthday this year.) and e. went home to her boyfriend to try and make up the fact that she had put her other boyfriend's picture up on her computer desktop instead of him. good luck!

this past few weeks m. has been prepping for her birthday, arranging for all the gatherings everyone expects her to host. some days are hard when you're a socialite. and they're even harder with at week's worth of hang-overs. e. has been busy getting to know chemistryboy-- perhaps a little too well. and l. has been busy as well working on two commissioned pieces of her art. maybe she won't have to live in e.'s attic after all! but e., m. and l. don't spend all their time apart, they have also been busy working with Cupcake, P.I. on a mysterious ice truck killer and the possibility of a serial killer who's good. if there's anyone who can solve that case, i'd bet my money (if i had any) on the ham cast and detective cupcake.

it's a busy life for the ham, but i'll do my best to report from my end. if you'd like to improve the quality of the information, just follow the link below. after all, if there's any thing that the internet has taught us, it's that there's no such thing as free information.

xoxo.

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