let the countdown begin! season 2 of the ham will be premiering in about a month! until then, i'm sure you're enjoying all the reruns of last season's drama and you'll be lucky enough to be treated to a summer special to introduce you all to the ham's new loft- the tempest coming next week. 

xoxo.

a short summer update from sources close to the cast of the ham.

e. and her boyfriend survived paradise with each other, believe it or not.

m. and l. have been experimenting with baked goods with the help of t. perhaps for the opening of their newest business endeavor--a bakery?

l. is laying low passed out on pain killers from a recent facial reconstruction. let's hope this one will heal better than her last one....

t. moved and hasn't been seen or heard of since.

and finally,

e. has kicked everyone out of h5cs to work on a "chemistry project." (it's probably best if we don't know all the details of this one so that we don't have to lie when it inevitably goes to court.)

stay cool through the summer and i'll keep you updated as news filters in,

xoxo.

thursdays are for: dinner dates and finding out t. has friends besides m., e. and l.! 

at least, he has a friend. sources are trying to figure out if it's actually a stranger t. payed to pretend to be his friend. either way, aren't they cute?? they even sort of match.

t. is headed up to canada for the night with his "friend," supposedly to gamble (another addiction),but from his history, it's likely he's headed up there to score some quality drugs. not even m.'s good friend dr. phil could help and now he's headed up to our northern friend to get stuff "you can't even find here!"

e. and l. are headed for a day trip to china to promote the release of the ham followed by a quiet chinese lunch. then e. will be headed to a 253 party for a birthday celebration. m. plans to study hard for the end of the school year by also heading south to the big city for an alcolbration.

don't say the ham never left with a bang. the pressure's building, and when it blows, it's sure to be explosive. let's just hope someone will be there to pick up the pieces.

signing off,

xoxo

e. went longboarding on the boyfriend's longboard, fell off and got herpes. ever since, it's been quite an uphill battle as she and the rest of the ham have had to deal with her 'roid-rage. consequently, they've been laying low.

despite that, there are a few things to report.

facial hair has become a popular sight on set as m. and l. prepare for some sort of event. is it l.'s new artistic project, or just a theme party? only time will tell.

l. is focusing on the art of not making art in an attempt to receive more credibility as an artist.

m. may have a budding romance. and it turns out that her friendship comes at a high cost.

season 1 of the ham is coming to a close, with the season finale following the departure of the cast with e. heading to hawaii with a boyfriend, the question is: which one? and l. and m. heading home. t. appears to be stalking e. and is following her to hawaii. luckily, they'll be on different islands.

season 2 will open with m., e. and l. moving into their new penthouse in the valley. new place, new excitement, new drama.

the ham has been on a short hiatus recently, attempting to recover from recent events. a gunman was spotted earlier this month outside m. and e.'s apartment, causing obvious concern. the violent actions of the man flailing his weapon about and then taking a girl hostage before police negotiators were able to step in and talk him down was a tumultuous experience for the ham. the stress of the event has worn everyone down, causing t. and l. to get into a food fight and giving e. an extremely mysterious skin anomaly. doctors are concerned someone may be trying to hurt or even kill her. supernaturally! police reports later stated that the gunman was a huge fan of the ham and just wanted to get their attention to show to them how much he loved the show. obviously it didn't go as planned. dear readers, waving a weapon about is not the way to get the ham's attention. i know we all love them, but seriously, show them that in a classy way. classy appreciation is always appreciated. hostages, for some reason, are not. the ham made it through the experience with the gunman, hopefully they'll be able to manage through e.'s strange illness.

the ham is making new friendships, and some are closer than others. 

e. has been getting close with her volleyball teammate jazmine. finally a friend of the same sex! and she and cute math boy have also been pretty talkative lately. m. has been spending so much of her time with philip, we've practically forgotten what her face looks like. and not to be out done, l. appears to be locking lips with warren piece. ah, new friends. but i wouldn't get too attached to them, after all, none of it is facebook official yet. and if it's not on facebook, it's not official.

xoxo.

all's quiet on the home front, a certain sign of a storm brewing....